Oh my god. I have gained ten pounds. TEN POUNDS. I feel so gross and ugly and I can not figure it out. I mean, it's not like I'm not getting plenty of excercise, although it is... unconventional at best, but I can not seem to stop eating.
First there were those luscious chocolates Mum and Dad sent me. I didn't mean to eat them all in one sitting, but they really were very good, and I didn't wnat to share with anyone anyways. Then, I swear, the elves have a new recipe for their treacle tart because it is simply devine and I can not get enough. Even so, I don't get it. I mean,I might be wearing poor Malcolm out, actually, but I can't get enough it's not like I'm being LAZY.
Although, I have been getting plenty of sleep. I got detention again for being late for classes and that's the third time in two weeks, but my bed was just so warm and comfortable and fifteen more minutes never killed anyone. Right?
Hmm, what else is new? Besides being HUGE. I swear, I'm going to take up swimming in the lake or something, as soon as it's not freezing, and doesn't interrupt my afternoon naps. Oh. I bought make-up. Well, a lot of make-up, actually. I got this new catalog and I simply had to have one of everything. So I got it. One of everything. And then I decided I might need extras, for gifts and the like. Only now I have two big crates of the stuff and nowhere to put it.
Maybe I can make up gift baskets or something as graduation gifts. As soon as I finish this tart. Delicious.
First there were those luscious chocolates Mum and Dad sent me. I didn't mean to eat them all in one sitting, but they really were very good, and I didn't wnat to share with anyone anyways. Then, I swear, the elves have a new recipe for their treacle tart because it is simply devine and I can not get enough. Even so, I don't get it. I mean,
Although, I have been getting plenty of sleep. I got detention again for being late for classes and that's the third time in two weeks, but my bed was just so warm and comfortable and fifteen more minutes never killed anyone. Right?
Hmm, what else is new? Besides being HUGE. I swear, I'm going to take up swimming in the lake or something, as soon as it's not freezing, and doesn't interrupt my afternoon naps. Oh. I bought make-up. Well, a lot of make-up, actually. I got this new catalog and I simply had to have one of everything. So I got it. One of everything. And then I decided I might need extras, for gifts and the like. Only now I have two big crates of the stuff and nowhere to put it.
Maybe I can make up gift baskets or something as graduation gifts. As soon as I finish this tart. Delicious.